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Tuesday, 30 June 2009


My great grandma passed away on 23/06..
And my relatives reached here on 26/06..
I took a few days off work..
Went for the ceremonies and stuff..
Met relatives that i have never met before..
Drank 10cups of Nescafe in less than 4hours..
Which caused nose bleeding the second day..
Bleed twice..

That place was located at Cheras..
Xian En Bereavement Centre..
Doesn't even look like a Bereavement Centre..
It was more like a 5* hotel..
The service was good..
The enviroment was not scary at all..
The only scary part was the buddhist prayers..
5generations of relatives was there..
Scary siot..
So many people..
We have to wear white shirt..
And tie a white cloth with a red cloth tied to it..
Plus we have to pin a piece of cloth
on the right side of our sleeve..
Different colour for different generation..
The body was cremated on sun..
And my aunts left that evening..

Jessica my cousin..

That's my bro behind and this is the gals toilet..
See how long is my hair now..

My niece..
She's around 3.. *i think*

Jemimah, Jessica..
Rowena, Lois, Jia En (L-R)

On the last day..
There was some stupid marathon going on..
A 10mins journey became 1hour ride..
So suffering..
Everyone reached there late..
And one of my genius cousin
don't know how to listen to instruction..
And that caused my dad's phone..
She kept calling him and asking the directions there..
Coz most of the roads were blocked
for the STUPID marathon..
Asked her to stop at the road side to draw/write down..
But she choose not to..
His stomach was paining..
So he went to the toilet..
She kept calling..
So in the end...
Tamatlah Riwayat Telefon Itu..
p/s: forgot to mention
we need to wear red shirt
after the body was cremated..
i don't even know why..

My sony is still not fixed..
Need to wait a few more days..
Coz they need to send it back to the factory..
And it'll cost me Rm180..
Luckily will get paid in a few more days..

The other day i was watching
Miss Malaysia Universe 2009..
Their english was so damn bad..
Such an embarrassment..
I really felt like i was gonna die listening to their english..

Thursday, 25 June 2009


Will be off a few days..
Great Grandma passed away..
Relatives will be coming down today..

Wednesday, 24 June 2009


Hybrid Animals..

I never knew this was possible..
It kinda amazez me..

Hybrid Animals =
Hybrid animals are cross-breds
between animals of similar genetics.
Its between animals..
So please dont try to cross breed
animals with human...

Zebroid = Zebra + Equine
Zebroid sounds so cute..

Hybrid Pheasant = Golden + Amherst Pheasant

My friend said that
my perspective towards love have changed..
yea it's kinda true..
The way i think now is really different now..

I wonder is there any 'True Love'
in this world..
My thoughts are different..
Is there anyone that can prove to me
that true love exists..

Monday, 22 June 2009

Male Organ

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?
America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman....(Applause!Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

Question: How can you say so?
Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?
Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night....
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over.

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

i accidentally cut myself..
and i didn't realise..
it didn't even felt pain..

Saturday, 20 June 2009


What Jaslyn Khew said when
i told her i was gonna visit my
great grandma later today..

"Wah.. Ur great grandma still alive ah?
Mine donno go where d.."

I was so damn zadao-ed..

p/s - am i asking for too much
if i said i wanna hear your voice again?

Friday, 19 June 2009


What Is Love?

what is love?
so hard to answer..

This is how my cousin describe my hair..

Jaslyn Khew calls me DragonBall..
One of my favourite character when i was a kid..

Free milo ice..
This time the contractor smart liao...
He knows how to take straw for us..

random -
how i wish i can pierce more holes in my ears..
and also pierce my tongue and eyebrow..

Thursday, 18 June 2009

need vitamin

Feel like i'm getting sick again..
Stomach churning..
Feel like vomitting..
I think i face the comp too long..
And i feel so damn cold..
But my body is hot..
whats wrong with me??
feel like i'm gonna die..

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Yam Cha

Yesterday Joyce msg-ed me at 8pm..
Ask me to go yam cha..
Came and fetch me at 830..
With Jian Pin..
Went to Ming Tien..
Ordered so much food =.="
Then go home..
Stomach started to turn like the washing machine..
Some reason..
When i reached home,
i went and look at the hamsters..
I cant find the babies..
But i can still hear the squeaking sound

Somehow my finger hurts..
I wonder why..

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

No1, No2, No3.

My hamster gave birth again..
I was so damn freaking excited
when i saw the babies..
This time there's 3 babies..
so damn cute wei..
I'm still so damn excited
when talking about the baby..
Last night i saw the baby squirming in the cage..
so pink, so naked..
Rufus No1, No2, No3..
But since there's 3 of them..


I didn't force them to mate..

Promises Are Meant To Be Broken"
"There's No Such Thing As Forever"

Monday, 15 June 2009

I'm bored,tired,sleepy..
and my whole body is paining..
Yesterday was supposed to go out..
But had to ffk last minute..
Damn effin pissed..
Then was forced to go
visit my great grandma at the hosp..
Grand aunt called and said ah chor was in hosp..
My mom asked me if i wanna go..
My respond was "Up to you"..
Coz if i said i dont wanna go but
they force me to go i stil have to go..
And vice-versa..
So might as well dont ask..
In the end i was still forced to go..
Rush me to bath and everything..
But in the end........
Visiting hours is after 5pm..
So i went back to sleep..
Went at about 4.30 i think..
With my aunt and cousin & his gf..
Ah Chor was at the Sunway Hosp..
Icu which means only 2 person will
be allowed in at one time..
Went in for awhile..
Then waited outside..
My grand aunt/uncle came..
Then waited there for my uncle and cousin..
Was so damn hungry and bored..
Then went to walk abit..
At about 8pm the 5 of us were damn hungry..
So we went and eat first..
Then my parents came to find us..
After that my other cousin came with his gf..
We sat at the mamak from 8++ til bout 1130..
Shud've seen the table..
The food and drinks that we consumed..

Oh ya..
The phone shop just called me..
Need more time..
Still checking on my phone..
It's been almost a week..


I think everyone knows this right..
Two line i agree on most..
1. You know you dont trust anyone really,
not even yourself..
2. You're afraid of people going behind your back.......

-Nice Hair-

Saturday, 13 June 2009

Friday, 12 June 2009


I have such a weird friend..

Just kidding...
See the display picture..
So sweet..
Jelez die..





Yesterday went to Ss2 for dinner
and also to pasar malam with the usual people..
Went for dinner at Taipei Tea Cafe..
Or something like that..
Its opposite McD, across the road..
Forgotten what's the name..
Foods kinda nice..
But the annoying thing is....
They will say "Huan Ying Guang Ling"
every single time someone comes in..
I hate that...
So many people saying at the same time
in such a booming voice.. =.="
Talked alot of crap..
Laughed alot..
After finished eating went to walk at pasar malam..
Saw a few SeaParkians..
They looked like total sluts..
Buat malu aje..
Setelah puas berjalan,
eh, change back to english...
Went to Ming Tien..
Ordered some food..
Eat and drink and talked crap again..
Then went back at about 10+++ i think..
Went to bath..
Watched tv..
Then slept at 2am..


Just hear my colleague said
"Thank you Ni ah"
Means thank you you...
I find it funny when people say that..

Karmen oh Karmen..

Gam Dong..
Did you know that,
everytime i'm sad or down
you always manage to cheer me up..
Friends are one of the things i need most..
But of course not friends that bitch or backstab me..



-images from Azuzephre

I managed to trick my friends into believing
that i'm actually islam...
Dad is chinese and Mom is malay..
Whenever i'm crapping everyone believes me..
But when i'm telling the truth no one believes me..

Thursday, 11 June 2009


It always rains on the wrong day..
It shouln't rain on Mon, Thurs and Sun..
Coz there will be pasar malam..
And if it rains i cant go..


I told you i print screen rite..
She reli hopeless..
I don't have to explain to her anything..
I don't care if you block me on msn..
As i said i dont give a damn..
Up til this day you still dont know that its ur fault..
And go around blaming ppl..
Reli feel like cursing you..
And curse your zhou zhong sap pat toi..
So damn freaking annoyed by you..
I wanna copy and paste the whole conversation here..
But its damn wu liao..

^ Be weary of your friends
and make sure you weed out
the BAD ones

Oh ya..
Yesterday watched another singapore movie..
The 12 Lotus..
Its nice and touching..
And funny..
Almost laughed myself to death..
And the songs featured in the movie is nice as well..
Especially love the scene where
Liu Lian Hua takes her GuanYin
to the saloon and the part she pays with the credit card..
Funny like hell...

If only i can cut and dye my hair like this..
But blonde most probably i wont..
Coz this is Msia..
I dont wanna look like i escaped from Lala Land..
I actually wanted to pierce my eyebrow..
Kia si...
and most probably i will be killed by my family..
First chopped into 100pieces..
Then put into the blender to be grinded..

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Paining.. Wtf

The bottom right at my head is paining..
I dont even know why its bengkak..
Jz realised it about 5mins ago..
Maybe i bang my head when i was sleeping..
Kong kar tion...
And i'm so damn sleepy..
So damn tired..
Yesterday watched ''881''..
A singapore movie..
Seriously funny like mad...
Laughed like i lost my mind...
It a good one...
And my sis watched it back to back..
Coz i went out and came back..
So i didn't get to watch it..
But i wanted to watch..
In the end she watched it twice..
But she still laughed like mad..


-nice onot?-

This three hairstyle damn yeng..
In my opinion of course..
There will be so many others that will disagree..
Old people especially..
Example : anna..

2 weeks and its gone longer..

Tuesday, 9 June 2009


If i were to dye my hair again..
This is the colour that i want..






Loved that colour since.....
Since 1957..

I'm so free in the office
that i started playing with google..
And founds some pictures..
..The hair..
....The hair.....
.......The hair.......

This fella is so damn cute..

The hair!!!

This one is cute..


Yeng ka siao..

Love The Hair man...


Off to look for more hairstylez..

Friday, 5 June 2009


Yesterday i was soo hyper..
Don't know what was wrong with me..
Just ask Mandy & Jaslyn..
Went to Picadilly yesterday..
After eating Mcd @ Ss2 and also
went to pasar malam..
Actually went home oredi..
But Jaslyn msg-ed me..
Telling me her CG is over..
So 3 of us went to yamcha..
Picadilly is at Milennium Square..
But there was a monsoon drain there..
So it stinks like shit..
And the "fresh lemon juice"
tasted like longkang water & wash toilets detergent..
Reached home at 11++..
Was locked out..
Then my sis opened the door for me..
What's the big deal la..
Its only 11+..
When my bro is out til 12am its ok..
Wtf la...Sexist..
Damn pissed..
At around 1.30am..
I went to check on my hamster..
Like what i always do everyday and night..
And found out that..

My baby hamster died..
Kena eat by the mom..
So sad...
Then my dad still can come out and nag at me..
And my 'friend' kinda betrayed me..
Then my friend angry at me..
No mood kns..
Thank god tomorrow is public hols..
Can sleep in abit later..
And watch cartoon..
IF my dad doesn't start nagging..

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Little Nyonya

My mom and lost their minds..
Ont wednesday I reached home at 6.30pm..
My dad asked her what time she started watching..
My bro said 2something..
She was watching a dvd series..
It's called Little Nyonya..
Then my sis joined my mom..
They watched non-stop..
Until 12am..
Then finally my mom went to sleep..
And yesterday my mom continued watching..
When i reached home it was finishing..
My sis came home at about 6.30..
After she finished watching the finale with my mom,
she watched it all over again..
From the beginning..
She started at about 7.30..
Till 9.30 coz she wanted to watch Mr.Siao..
After that she went and did her things..
10.30 she continued again...
Till 12am..
Don't know why they're so crazy over it..
IT's kinda nice..
But don't have to stick in front of the tv for so long..

My baby hamster started growing fur..
And i'm becoming more forgetful..

Today one fella said me vain..
Another one said i'm childish..
One more poke fun at me coz of the colouring book..

Tuesday, 2 June 2009


Don't trust anyone..
No matter how close they are to you..
It's not that i'm paranoia..
But i've been through this a thousand times..
Doesn't matter how nice you treat them,
or how nice they are to you..
They might just stab you in the back one day..

I wanted to blog about something..
But it seems that i have forgotten..
I'm old..
With each days that passes,
i'm becoming more and more retarded..
Playing more and more retarded games..

Monday, 1 June 2009

What's Kong Kar Tion?

Thanks to someone i almost lmao..
she actually meant concussion..
And she even wrote there,
''read in english, i forgot how to spell"
I was thinking what the hell is that..
When suddenly it hit me..
I was laughing like mad..
I wanted to ask how is she but i can't stop myself..
Kong kar tion..
Kong kar tion...
Reminds me of ont scene from the movie,
"Just Follow Law"

The baby hamster is 3 days old..
Still no fur..
So damn cute..
Just imagine Rufus..
The naked mole rat in Kim Possible..
The friend of Ron Stoppable..
That's how the baby kinda look like now..