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Monday, 22 June 2009

Male Organ

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms
America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms
America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman....(Applause!Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms
Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

Question: How can you say so?
Ms
Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms
Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms
Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms
Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night....
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu


Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over.

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)



















i accidentally cut myself..
and i didn't realise..
it didn't even felt pain..
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