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Wednesday, 30 June 2010

shit faced

ZOMG!!!
I've never seen anyone as stupid as her wtf..
SOMEONE JUST KILL ME LA WTF..
I'm trying my best not to curse man..
If not i would've curse her whole family wtf..
We have 2 bills one is for terms one is for cash..
Cash is obviously for those who walk in and pay cash..
Terms is for those who pays monthly..
Any NORMAL human WITH brains can tell which is which
as the word CASH SALE is written on the front for cash..
And the other one there are company names written there.
Cash & Terms have different pricing obviously..
Told her so damn many times..
I was doing the invoice for cash bills
since it's already end of the month..
Asked her to write down the price on the terms bills
and count the total..
I asked her to do coz previously she had the prices correctly..
Who knows she's still as *** stupid as ever..
She changed ALL the TERMS prices to CASH price..
WTF!! Got a heart attack ok..
She seriously dumb until i dono how to say d la..
Just kill me please..wtf..
And 5mins later she ask me can she liquid it off..
WTF?!
I was like this is carbon copy la how you gonna liquid it off?
The other day she chop sign and receive wrong air-cond.
Everyone makes mistake right?
But she has been working for 1month and its her 3rd time wtf..

-Ceiling Exposed-
This is the damn freaking ugly (like her face wtf)
dai gao shui air-cond that the fella sent..

-Wall Mounted-
Whereas this is the one we ordered..
I can't believe that she actually chop & signed the Delivery Order wtf..
Big difference lor ok..
Seriously feel like slapping her wtf..
After she noticed her mistake what she did was just stand there..
Then decided to tell me in slow motion that she received the wrong one..
And she loves putting the blame on other people..
Someone kill me OR better yet, kill her!

445

Having a headache..
I wonder is it because of that dumb fella..
Or because i went under the sun for 10seconds wtf..
Have to hold myself back from shouting at her
or slap her across the face wtf..
Beh tahan her man..
And remember the time i cut my toe and went for an injection?
Today the damn clinic called me to inform me
that the form or some shit needs to be signed by my boss
or i'll have to pay myself..
But previously don't have to lor ok..
I think most probably they already called my boss..
Coz what she said was,
"she said if no signature company won't pay,
so you'll have to pay yourself"
So what now wtf?
Do i have to fork out my own money?
I thought this was supposed to be "workers' benefit" or something like that..
Freaking sien la..
Who wanna hire me..
Please la hire me..

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Chop My Head Off Please..

I cut the inside of my mouth with a chicken bone FML..
And i failed my driving test FML..
Coz i got a freaking retard car..
Wanna curse but i decided not to ok..
Resolution (for the umpteenth time) is to stop ok..
Sis failed coz the retarded car has got a retarded hand brake..
She used both hands but the hand brake wouldn't budge so her car slide down..
And i failed coz the stupid clucth is too retarded..
Have to release almost 85% only the car start moving..
It seems like its harder for me to blog/talk if i cant curse wtf..
Seriously the cars that JPJ use sucks big time..


So little wtf..
Must buy more shoes..

First time seeing this..

And this..
LOL..
Looks like snowman~
Except this one is hybrid wtf..
Was so excited when i saw this two la..
Coz never see before wtf..
And asked my mom to buy for me..
XD
Damn lazy wanna blog la..
Even wanna rant about my colleague oso damn lazy d..
No mood..

Saturday, 26 June 2010

I'm seeing "things"..

Actually I've been seeing "things" since i was a kid..
Don't know if there is something wrong with my eyes..
But i doubt that coz i went and check the dude said
i have bionic eyes which means my eye sight damn good..
Seriously though, its like i keep seeing shadows..
It's not the lighting i know for sure the problem are my eyes..
Like when you stare at the light for too long
and shadow or something like that appears..
Went to check at the hospital once..
And that dude sprayed some shit in my eyes..
Not really sprayed la..
Washed with some solution and he said it's dirt or something like that..
But the spots are still there.. FML..

Anyways i seriously cannot tahan if i don't bitch about my colleague..
FML..
Every my blood pressure will shoot up because of her..
And yesterday she was sleeping in the office AGAIN..
I don't know how can she actually sleep like that..
If you're sick or what i can understand but she's not..
I think the only part of her that is sick is her brain wtf..
She keeps smiling to herself..
Really wanna know WTF is her problem man..
KNNMCCBWTF!!!
I carrying fucking heavy things and she go block my way..
Dahlah no place to walk d..
Sumore wanna fucking stand there and block the fucking way..
Mrs boss ask her help me she stand there..
NEVERMIND!!
BUT CAN YOU DON'T FUCKING BLOCK MY WAY?!?!?!
Ask her to get lost only wanna move..
One day seriously cannot tahan sure scold her fuck your mother..
KNN..
I hate people scolding me with those kinda degrading voulgar words..
Scold me can but don't mention mother mother all this..
I try not to use those words but she is seriously a big problem man..
Never mind..
Keep it for another day..
Must stay in a relaxed state..
Coz tomorrow will go for the last driving lesson..
Monday will the the driving test..
OMG damn nervous..
Thinking about it gives me cold feet wtf..


Being cute does pay..
Just now there was 3person who went about asking for donation..
And only the cutest one came in to ask..
Maybe coz the other two has been asking but no one wants to donate..
Yea and so the cute one came in and my colleague donated..
At first i didn't want to but cannot lose face wtf (ego bitch lol)..
So yea..
But mostly coz that fella was cute and was in uniform..
White PBSM uniform..
I have a thing for uniform but not Malaysian school uniform..
And when i tried to google Man in Uniform
what came out in the auto complete search is
"Man in Underwear With Gun" wtf damn kinky..

Turn on for girls / gays..
Turn on for guys/lesbians..
Nice uniforms..
walao..
TURN OFF!!

Friday, 25 June 2010

lazy..

I've torn like 4pairs of jeans but i haven't sew any of it yet..
That's how lazy i am right now..
Must.sleep.early.tonight..
Been laming the whole morning with The Strange..
Was amused by GChat..
Coz accidentally discover how to do italic and stuff like that..
And we started fooling around with that.. LOL



Pictures..
I'm too lazy to even blog..
Reading cheeserland.com..
Btw..
Will be on leave on Monday..
Taking driving test..
PLEASE pray that i will pass my test..

p/s - this contractor dude was at my place..
Then he asked me, "when's your birthday? i buy present for you"..
I was like it's has already passed..
You know why he asked..
Coz he wanna buy pacifier for me..
=.="
I was kinda sucking on my pinky while reading blogs..
and yea i do that (at times) while watching tv too..
cannot ah?!

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Say You're Sorry

Yesterday when i was having dinner,
I got a phone call but that girl was speaking in tamil..
So i told her it was a wrong number,
and what she did was not say sorry or
just fucking hang up..
She had to scold me pundek..
WTFKNMCCBYOURMOTHER!!
Was freaking pissed and i shouted apa pundek pundek?

And my dad was like "Oi what's your problem?"
So i told him what that f-er said and
he asked for the number and said he's gonna give her a piece of his mind..
But i was already calling her back..
The volcano has already exploded..
First time voicemail,
Second time she picked up,
(didn't know how loud i was)
Started asking her "apa pundek pundek? apa pundek?"
She was like "salah nombor" and hung up on me..
Fire still burning and i called again..
Rang for awhile then she picked up..
Bet she knew if she didn't pick up i will keep calling..
I think i was quite loud coz i was mad pissed ok..
Asked her, "i tell you wrong number you pundek what?
you better apologize now"
She was like "Sorry sorry"
i was thinking "sorry your father"
but i just hung up on her..
Wtf man i was nicely eating then you simply call
got a wrong number and still wanna scold me..

Received a forwarded email..
Seriously damn zadao..
Only in Malay newspaper/magazine we can find this type of article..

Sebagai isteri, Norhayati Abdul Mutalib,25, tidak sengan menyatakan bahawa dia bangga dengan apa yang dimiliki suaminya malah menafikan bahawa wanita akan menderita kesakitan jika mempunyai suami yang saiz alat kelaminnya 'luar biasa'.
"Saya akui 'senjata' suami memang luar biasa saiznya."
Please click on the photo to continue reading..
The email even included photos of his 'senjata' wtf..
Yuck! Eww! Disgusting!
Tak tau malu..
Who ever that wana see how big his junk is please email me
or leave me a message..
Initially i wanted to post the photo here..
But i might vomit or have phobia everytime i try to open my blog..
*shudders*

Seriously don't know what to say..
A customer called to ask for P remote control..
So i ask her to call P factory to ask for price and if it's available..
She called and ask if they have P original remote control..
If it was me i would've answer, "No,we have fake remote only"..
=.="
After she got the price
she called the customer AND
gave him our COST..
FINE~
i asked her to tell the customer that, P don't send spare parts to office..
The customer would have to go to the factory and collect it..
But she told him "we have to go collect if for you"..
WTF?!?! *stabs self with pencil*
If she had not given the cost we could've marked up the price,
help him collect and earn some money..
But nooooooo.......
She had to be soooo stupid..
Stupid can be forgiven, but she doesn't wanna ask!!
ARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twins!
Leng zai~
Both are so cute (for me la at least)..

This one kinda looks like Wu Chun..
I don't really like Wu Chun (kinda hate him)..
But i kinda like this fella who kinda looks like him..
wtf..

I prefer this one though..
This one is cuter..
They're only like 20 or something like that..
Modelling for taiwan brand Mr.Rich..
Quite famous eh wtf..
The whole morning the stupid connection is slow..
And the stupid browser crashed when i tried to post pictures in SO..
So i had to re-load everything again..
FML.

p/s : i sprained my ankle..
Fml x 10000

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

No Med Can Cure





That is my "beloved" colleague..
She was sleeping on the job..
And in the first 2 photo she looks like she has been kidnapped..
She came late today..
20mins late and no explanation and shit stuff..
I think she tries her best everyday to try and give me heart attack ..
Seriously damn wtf..
*calls suicide hotline*

Usually when your're writing and you make a mistake,
you just draw a line over it..
But she love to repeatedly draw lines over it..
Wtf..
Seriously i damn hate it when she does this..
It's so damn annoying..
She's been working for about a month,
but it's still like she just started working 2 days ago..
ZADAO LIKE FUCK!!

Btw,
i bought myself a pair of (night market) Crocs..
ORANGE COLOUR!!
And everyone should read Xiaxue's Blog..
I used to think that she's just a bimbo,
and that her blog will suck..
But i've never read her blog before..
(mostly because it's in pink and i hate pink)
I just heard about her and Dawn Yang from other people..
I tried reading Dawn Yang before but seriously not as good as XX..
I like XX 2 recent posts..
One is on Hamsap Singapore guys that i totally agree..
And the other one is on the Gay Conversion..
I like most of her blog posts..
Read all about her love story of her and her cute hubbyMike..
I take back all the bad comments i said about her last time..
LOL
XiaXue rocks..

Monday, 21 June 2010

Big 2.

I can never say I'm still a teenager anymore..
I am now 20years old +1day..
So sad.. Feel even older now wtf..
Spent 2hours learning how to drive..
And my engine died 987134654146times..
Way more terrible than my first time wtf..
The first time the engine just died 1time..
And after 6hours of learning my engine died so many times..
FML..
Taking the exam next Monday..
Most probably i will fail miserably..

Today might be one of the worse day in 2010 so far..
Had to walk to work,
toe hurting and wanted to wear slipper..
BUT my mom wore one side of my slipper and one side of hers..
(most probably she's gonna change it later in the car)
Which leaves me no slipper to wear..
So forced to wear shoe and i had no time to
go and get my socks so i didn't wear socks wtf..
Usually it doesn't gimme any problem..
But today it cuts and caused me blister wtf..
I had to use the cute Snoopy plaster that i kept for at least 5years..
Having gastric now..
Tore my jeans again today..
This is the 3rd pair i tore ever since i started working here..
Facebook is blocked again..
Only this time its worse..
I can't even use google.com anymore..
My beloved google.com..
And some blogspot pages cant be opened..
Mozilla can't even be opened..
Internet Explorer can't open hotmail..
OMG!! KILL ME!!
I can open the homepage but anything i google will crash the browser..
Seriously freaking stupid la..
I'm wondering what words i cannot write on my blog..
Coz I'm afraid when i try to open my blog it wil crash wtf..

Colleague is still as stupid as ever wtf..
Seriously killing me slowly..
She's currently facing down on the table trying to take a nap..
Worked here for 3weeks but still don't know anything..
Seriously wasting my time teaching her..
Coz of her my gastric is getting worse day by day..


Tell me if time should make a change,
Then why do i feel the same?

Saturday, 19 June 2010

Thanks Everyone..

Yesterday had steamboat @ Tasty Pot @ Sunway
with Jackie, Voon Hong, May Yan,
Karmen, Mandy and Jaslyn..
It was an early celebration for my bday..
We ate there for about 2hours plus..
And might have eaten some uncooked stuff..
Coz we were too hungry to wait for the soup to boil..
Too bad May Yan left early..
Then Jackie asked me to get something from her car..
After that she gave it to me..


It a pendant from Topaz..
Can't see the engravement though..
Coz the camera on my phone is too pariah..
It says;
"Sam frens 4 eva"..
Which they asked me to change with the one i used to wear..
Replaced it on the spot..
And they treat me for the dinner..
Our initial plan was to play pool @ Puchong..
But we ended up at my place..
Talked a lot of crap..
Suddenly Jackie appeared with a cake from the car..
wtf..
I was pleasantly surprised..

Seriously..
Damn shocked lor ok..
They went through all the trouble for me..
*touched*
In the pic there was only 3/4 of the cake..
I had to cover the part we ate with the candy..
The cake tastes very nice..
Gave each of my siblings one piece and finished the rest..
Which was like half of it..
(omg damn fattening, but worth it.. LOL)
I'm such a glutton wtf..


Damn cute right..
I think it looks like Jackie
and she reckons it looks like me..
So it can only mean one thing..
That we're both cute.. XD
Before that Voon Hong was saying we look alike..
And he got a punch from Jackie..
Hahaha..


Currently using this as my Facebook profile picture..
I know all this must have burnt a hole in your pockets..
Seriously thank you guys man..
You guys turned my moody day into a great day..
I love you all.. (damn gay wtf)
But seriously hope we all can still be friends,
till we're like 90 and old and rusty and grumpy..
70years from now we'll take out our pictures and reminisce..
It'll be so great..

p/s : Germany lost to Serbia..
And the have created a page out of it on Fb wtf..
But Germany is my fave team..
And Ballack is my fave player..
My Mr.Num13..
I find him cute but no i don't like him coz of that..
He can really play..
From his Wiki Page,
" Ballack can boast that, dating back to June 2005,
Germany has never lost a game when he has scored.
He scored 4 goals in the 2010 World Cup qualifiers."
  • Date of Birth:
  • September 26th, 1976 (34)
  • Place of Birth:
  • Görlitz
  • Height: 1,89m
  • Weight: 80 kg
  • Marital Status:
  • Unwed; three children;
    Louis (born August 16th, 2001),
    Emilio (born September 19th, 2002) and
    Jordi (born March 17th, 2005).
  • Highest Education:
  • Abitur, German A-Levels (1995)
  • Hobbies:
  • Travelling, Tennis, Golf, Movies, Music
  • Previous Teams:
  • BSG Motor Karl-Marx-Stadt (until 1995)
  • Chemnitzer FC (1995-1997)
  • 1.FC Kaiserslautern (1997-1999)
  • Bayer Leverkusen (1999-2002)
  • FC Bayern Munich (2002-2006)
  • Chelsea (since 2006)
  • Milestones:
  • Runner-up FIFA World Cup 2002
  • German League Champion 1998 (1.FC Kaiserslautern)
  • German League Champion 2003 (FC Bayern Munich)
  • German FA Cup Winner 2003 (FC Bayern Munich)
  • German League Champion 2005 (FC Bayern Munich)
  • German FA Cup Winner 2005 (FC Bayern Munich)











Friday, 18 June 2010

i love gay people.. XD

Zee is just too cute..
who can compare?




Today i realised that my boss is very the stingy..
Every knows that the place I'm working now has blocked Fb & msn..
But who would've guessed that she used the
30days trial to block..
This morning when i on my comp,
a message pop-ed out..
"Terminator X has Expired and will no longer block"

LOL
Tak sangka betul la..
Even though it can be opened now,
i'm too lazy and too mood less..






Found something funny..
Dear Jaslyn Khew,
I don't really know how to tell you this,the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it
when you put cuffs on me in the car,
and I saw you drive over
The Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand
the middle-east is planning their revenge on you.
I'm returning your toe ring to you,
but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I
never will forget that night
and
I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Warm tingly sensations,
Sam Lee.





Here's how you do it : Dear (Someone you recently talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, (1).
I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7).
I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), your name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed





7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.


I actually love to read gay blog..
As in the blog author is gay and not gay porn blog ok..
They have more to say..
and sound more intelligent and interesting..
But they love to post half naked guys pictures..
Haih..
Not what i want to see..
But well, it's their blog..
As long as they don't post those which are NSFW..
Which most of them do post..
=.="
But i still enjoy reading what they think..
What they do, and their lifes..
Which are way more interesting than mine..

Any interesting gay or non gay blog to intro to me?

Thursday, 17 June 2010

Lacking

I just realised there are so much rock & sand trapped in my pants wtf..
As all my pants are all loose and some are too long for me..
i wear jeans to work everyday so i fold the bottom part..
And i accidentally touched the bottom part..
When i pour it out omg, full of sand..
zadao like hell..
*faints*

Sometimes i wonder what's my actual age..
On my birth cert it is stated 1990..
I'm supposed to be 20 but i feel like i'm 60 wtf..
Whole body aching like hell..
Aren't i supposed to feel great?
Since i'm only 20..
When i sleep 5hours i feel tired..
When i sleep 7hours i feel tired..
When i sleep 9 hours i feel tired..
When i sleep 12hours i still feel tired..
wtf..
My back is seriously killing me..

Yesterday my mom gave us all a scare..
I went to bed at 12something..
My bro wake me up at 3am telling me that
my dad is sending mommy to hospital and need us
to tag along and look after her..
We thought it was cause she bumped her head the other day..
But it turns out she had food poisoning..
I actually fell asleep on the hospital chair wtf..
(feel like a hobo)
When we reached home it was already 6am..
Feeling so damn freaking tired right now..
I thought i can take a nap in the office..
But wtf the numb-skulled-colleague is not coming in to work today..
FML
Seriously gonna faint anytime right now..

Boss' kids came to office today..
The 3rd one is being extra friendly today..
She keep on saying hi and bye to me..
Something which she usually don't do..
Every time she will walk in with her head looking down..
She's very very shy usually..
But she look cute when she smiles (like me)..
=D
She's 13 i think..
Don't really look 13 to me..

I'm feeling so so so so damn lazy to attend tomorrow's dinner..
But if i don't Jackie is seriously gonna kill me..
She spent so much time planning everything..
And everyone is giving her problem..
Well, not everyone..
Just a few person..
Even though I'm kinda looking forward to it (even though lazy)
but i am not able show any excitement..
Coz i'm too damn tired and too sleepy..
Don't even feel like typing happy stuff..
=.="

Sometimes when i watch cooking shows on tv
i feel like trying out the dessert or dish that they make..
But as usual i'm either too lazy or too lazy..
Coz some of the ingredients are hard to find..
I wanna learn how to make tiramisu cake..
Coz my mom loves to eat them..
But i'm too lazy to find the cheese and stuff,
so i'll just buy from cake shop..
XD
Few weeks ago i saw one dude making dessert..
Freaking easy and dont even have to bake it,
but i have no time to buy the chocolate wtf..
Can just melt the damn chocolate using solar power..
I wanna learn how to make ice-cream..
But yea i'm too lazy..


forgot to take my med today wtf..

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

blood

‘...I am now in a world
where I have to hide my heart

And what I believe in.
But somehow I will show the world what's inside my heart
And be loved for who I am...’



Accidentally slit my toe open with a nail yesterday..
Was at cyber cafe with my siblings,
and the damn nail/screw cut into my flesh..
After awhile started feeling dizzy and nausea..
No one gave a damn..
Walked home alone wtf..
Then went home mom asked what happened..
Dad made a fuss out of it and rushed me to the clinic..
Waited and waited then vomited wtf..
i need to chew my food properly..
Doc gave me an injection,
and cleaned my wound then apply iodine..
*faints*
Was still feeling so damn dizzy..
But mom wouldn't let me take today off..
Even though it's nothing serious..
seriously felt like vomiting and dizzy..
Feeling better though..

After the visit to the clinic went home take med..
Wanted to go to bed early..
But then a war started..
wtf..
Family problem..
Wanna start a new blog..
A private..
I already have one now..
But thats for my own viewing pleasure only..
(sounds so wrong)
But yea i'm gonna start a new private blog..
(y)

Everyday go to work and see colleague's face..
No improvement from her..
Seriously gonna die..
Feel like operating her and change her brain..
Send her to extreme make over..
Don't care if they didn't do anything on her face..
But her brain seriously needs alot of work..

-How fun would it be to die on the day you were born-
I wanna be emo..
I resent you and all the guys in the world..


MCH!!
one stupid chinese dude came in..
Speaking damn cacated broken english..
I look at him..
Then he ask me
"miss do you understand english?"
WALAO EH!!!
almost scolded him..
Wtf..
my english is waaaaaayyyyyyyyy better than his..
stupid asshole..


Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Sms for the win..

10 Reasons To Avoid Talking On The Phone
I don't really like to talk on the phone..
It doesn't give me time to think..

Prefer to sms much more than talking on the phone..
There's always "The awkward pause" in between..
If i'm sms-ing i can still watch tv and stuff..
But if i talk on the phone, the person on the other line
will know if am distracted..
and sms i can go toilet or bath or the same time..
if on the phone then its not possible..

Yesterday moonlight meeting again..
As usual there is Jackie, May yan, Karmen..
These days Mandy is too busy to entertain me.. T.T
Surprisingly Jian Pin showed up yesterday..
Lepak-ed for awhile..
They left at about 11..

Then Jackie called and then put me on hold wtf..
She hates to sms while i love to sms..
Hung up on her and sms her telling her i would call her back..
Called her at about 12++
I have such perfect timing, she just reached home..
Then talked for about 45mins and cibai Digi died on me..
It happens every single time..

Most probably they do that on purpose..
Knn..Seriously vomit blood..
Then Jackie called me back and we talked and laughed..
And we taught each other chinese words and english words..
She might've had hard attack if we continued on any longer..
We stopped at about 2am..
Afterwards i fell asleep so damn fast..
And almost woke up late..
But i'm still earlier than my bro..

Yesterday at work i taught colleague some spare parts..
BUT..
It takes her less than 3minutes to forget all..
Not even one that she remembers wtf..
If she continues on this way i will have to talk to my boss..
"choose, me or her?"
I actually spelled taught as thought..
Wtf is wrong with me?!

My maths is so bad that even when i'm using
calculator i can get wrong answers..
i have to keep checking it over and over again..
So damn many times..
And my colleague is those kinda people who will never mention the main point..
Let's say she bought a cup of coffee,
then you ask where she bought that from..
She will answer you she walked 500m to a coffee shop,
but there's no coffee, then walked another 100m to buy newspaper,
and her friend called her for dinner..
But she will never answer you where she bought it from..
My bro is somewhat like her..
But in a much better way..
At least he not as stupid as her wtf..